My True Love Gave to Me Pen Set – Because Romance Is Dead 💀
You asked for love. You got:
A Nosey MIL
Unsolicited Nudie Pics
A F*cking Headache
A Huge Therapy Bill
A Drinking Problem
This pastel-perfect pen set says what you’re really thinking — all while writing smooth AF with black gel ink. Perfect for gifting to your bestie, venting in your journal, or surviving family holidays with a laugh.
🖊️ Details:
Set of 5 colorful soft-touch pens
Bold white lettering with zero shame
Smooth black gel ink
Cute AF… just like your coping mechanisms
Pair it with a chaotic coffee mug for the full emotional support set
⚠️ Disclaimer: This pen set contains mature, sarcastic humor and is intended for adults. Please skip if this style of humor isn’t for you.
